"Hi. Welcome to Red Dragon. My name is Todd - can I get you guys started with some Dragonfire Fajitas, or how about our signature Smaug Sizzlers?"

"Hi. Welcome to Red Dragon. My name is Todd - can I get you guys started with some Dragonfire Fajitas, or how about our signature Smaug Sizzlers?"

"No, you cannot have a fucking frappucino."

"No, you cannot have a fucking frappucino."

You'll feel like you're drinking out of Chewbacca's dick.

You'll feel like you're drinking out of Chewbacca's dick.

Iron Chef Middle Earth

Iron Chef Middle Earth

Fraggle Rock gets its Gritty Reboot.

Fraggle Rock gets its Gritty Reboot.

Santa Claus: Vampire Hunter.

Santa Claus: Vampire Hunter.

Kirstie Alley has really let herself go.

Kirstie Alley has really let herself go.

You are very put out…

You are very put out…

My my… The people are quite taken with her…

My my… The people are quite taken with her…

"My people! A month from now… I've forgotten my line!"

"My people! A month from now… I've forgotten my line!"