It may not be PC right now, and I am an insensitive piece of shit, so here goes:

It may not be PC right now, and I am an insensitive piece of shit, so here goes:

Commenters or romantic partners?

Commenters or romantic partners?

You liberals are all really smart until the North Koreans invade AND THEN WHAT?

You liberals are all really smart until the North Koreans invade AND THEN WHAT?

Not trying to piss you off (seriously):

Not trying to piss you off (seriously):

Jesus is your coworker? Awesome.

Jesus is your coworker? Awesome.

Holy shit, you're all taking Phipps' leaving pretty hard…

Holy shit, you're all taking Phipps' leaving pretty hard…

Never wanted it to end

Never wanted it to end

Box of Paperbacks FTW

Box of Paperbacks FTW

"I'm getting too old for this shit"

"I'm getting too old for this shit"

I'll just say two words: sex tape.

I'll just say two words: sex tape.