"You say intern, I say 'My turn!'"

Beth Littleford says, "Hi!" from where ever the heck she is.

What the heck happened? I was just reading a comment thread then all of a sudden a David Mamet play broke out.

I still think Allison Pill is the secret star of Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.

Wheat. I'm dead, they're talking about wheat…

We said. It's the tacked on nature and the self-congratulating that kind of rubs me the wrong way. That being said, no matter how a gay character was incorporated into Star Trek there would be bleating of some kind for whatever reason, so damned if you, damned if you don't. Too bad all of this LGBT good will is being…

Well, Sulu was shirtless and seemingly oiled up as well as having a saber in his hand, so there's that. Not that I ever bothered to read anything into that episode until this precise moment.

Don't touch that! You'll blow up the entire firomactal drive!

I'd rather watch 10 hours of a real life version of that pretentious high school theater troupe from the SNL sketches.

"Where can I go for more information on exactly who it was that decided

What a great movie. I remember the slight kerfuffle started by some of the opinion that the film glorified gang violence. Ted Turner himself railed against the film on his own CNN, something he didn't normally do. Of course such people didn't actually see the film, which was gritty and realistic as much as Dumbo was a…

I keep forgetting Nickerson was on Dark Shadows. Pretty unique to be a former child actor that's part of two things 40+ years old with devoted cult followings (followings that probably aren't very much alike.)

Well, you do get a reaction out of any carbonated soda, it's just that sodas with aspartame (like Diet Coke has) get a much bigger one.

"Her seconds will call on you."
"Seconds? I never gave her seconds!"

Ruddiger, is it?

Wayne's World in a theater. That takes me back. Remember when Wayne actually played the first few notes to "Stairway to Heaven"? It was a great gag at the time. (Home video/cable versions are altered for I would imagine copyright reasons and as a result the bit makes little sense anymore.)

"You know who also likes this cane, Zachary? Your mum. No pardon"

I like side one overall but "Doreen" has to be my favorite song on the record, a great rocker that Ike just nails, and it has great layered backing vocals.

"Murph comes in here with guns blazin' like Tommy Cruise in Jack Reacher…"

Well, you're not taking any time out of my show. It's jammed up as it is. There's a monologue, those idiot puppets, Krusty's nap time, the second monologue, Paul Harvey, Senor Papino… I tell ya, it's the tightest three hours and ten minutes on TV!!