"I don't know if that's right, but I know it's real."
Keenan was on fire as Steve Harvey.

No clue, bra. Isn't he worth like 42 trillion dollars?

Krakowski and McBrayer pretty much laughed out loud when Tracy said, "Jane Kra-owski," as if they had a friendly bet on it or something. That was such a good moment.

"Where is Jackie Chan at Right Now" was the funniest thing of the night. So random and so earnestly played. ("Respect the show! We won a Peabody!")

I'll only watch if she gets to drop random f-bombs.

That so stands to reason, it actually stands to Reasoner

"Tonight on The Factor, IBS."

Are we really doing this?

Oh no, not another breathalizer test!

Back to You cancelled and now this? Sigh.

YAHOO SERIOUS FESTIVAL

Watto doesn't value the currency. He doesn't want it, so just because you say it has value to you doesn't mean it has value to everyone. But yeah, I guess if I'm going to get ripped off, I'd rather have 500 credits in a currency I don't want over nothing, but so what? It's still theft.

I think you hit on it for me! That did strike me as needlessly silly.

There is no difference. You are trying to make someone take something they don't want in exchange for something you want. It doesn't matter that you put value on the thing you are offering because the recipient puts no value on it. Simply taking it for nothing is at least more straightforward.

I've seen her live and a couple of her specials and she's really just a passable stand-up. And now I think she's clearly more into her show (which is good) and now films (Trainwreck was a very respectable debut) that now stand-up will be just an afterthought, but it'll work out fine for her now that she has a name and…

It's still coercion no matter how you slice it, so why not just steal the part then if the "greater good" is so important? Morally I see no difference.

I know the speech by heart (never played Henry, but I did it for a class and have made it a point to keep it memorized for whatever reason, like if an aliens come and the only way to save humanity is someone reciting the St. Crispen's Day speech from memory, we'd be covered), and just reciting it gives me chills.

The way Blessed calmly rips him a new one was so great.

It's a good thing that before he died he had all this cool quotable dialogue

I saw Return of the Jedi at 10:00am, and the theater wasn't even half full.