For a woman who admires Lucille Ball, I think I can assure Kether that there is no way Ms. Ball would've pulled off the physical comedy of injecting hot sperm in her vagina with a turkey baster followed by a Popsicle. (I want Kether to be my BFF in the worst way now.)

That is an excellent point you make. Letterman would never really cop to it openly, but that wound probably ran pretty deep. About the best time he seemed to be having over the last several years was ranking on NBC for the Leno/Conan debacle; the man was giddy as all get out.

I find plenty of them! They are reversed, or my personal favorite, an iPhone recording of a TV playback with shit sound quality. Problem solved!

Letterman was a hateful crank for at least the last decade. His detachment, which was a fun pose when it was new and he was younger, had metastasized and it became generally unpleasant.

He had a spot on the NFL Countdown show, and I actually thought it was a pretty bold idea at the time. They chickened out rather quickly (I think it lasted about a month), as if they didn't know what they were getting, and I don't believe he said anything that was that mind-numbingly outrageous, people just couldn't…

My biggest laugh of the night was, "I take messages, I DON'T JUDGE TONE!!!"

Seconded, she's still got it, she played her line to the hilt. And remember All the Right Moves? Sigh. All that nudity wasted on Tom Cruise.

"Rule #3: Let's not have sex right away."
(long pause) "Cool. Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coo cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt, no doubt. Good rule. No Sex. Good rule."

Wow. I've always liked her, now I love her. She's just so happy doing what she's doing, and despite all the shit she's been subjected to, there is not a trace of bitterness in her. And she's just a good soul. The story of her friendship with John Cryer is just so sweet and touching.

Streck aus deinen heiften gelockten schwanz, of course.

I've always liked Paget, and she is a great interview. Lots of great stories (how she was treated on Criminal Minds is rage inducing), but my favorite has to be the Claudia Schiffer one. A hilarious and rather pathetic example of show business scumminess.

I hope he catches measles on the set.

That was dropped so quick that I'd forgotten about it. Good to know that Falk and Co. realized they could be a lot more clever than that.

Still hoping to see a little nipple, are we?

So the other day I made a joke that instead of an alarm clock waking me up in the morning, I would want somebody to finger me. [Laughs.] And then we all joked that we should go on Shark Tank and have Mark Cuban test out the product. [Laughs.]

I agree about there being trepidation with Samberg going into this series. It took (for me anyway) most of season one for him to show me he was doing more than his glib man-child Lonely Island schtick and actually had something underneath the surface with his character. I gotta hand it to the guy for pulling it off,…

I do dig the 70's side boob. Very classy (it is in black and white, after all)

I don't really blame Hader here. Since the character was meant as a misdirect, they wrote it as broad as possible and most likely told Hader just to take it to 11. I liked some of the stuff he did, it just didn't really fit this show. Then again, that could've been the joke all along, building up Hader "joining" the…

"Wrong! You get it at my coffee vending machine, 38th & 6th in the basement of K-Mart. You just go downstairs, you get the key from David and BOOM! You plug in the machine…"

I loved the dying groan he let out. It was mildly reminiscent of his tauntaun imitation.