And the Titanic actually took over two hours to sink after it hit the iceberg. In conrast birdstrike (I love that word) to landing took 3 minutes.

The 3-D is a bit odd looking at first, but yeah, they are generally faithful to the character designs. Also, I know it's probably just a thing for the trailer, but it's too bad they had to use "Baba O'Riley" in the most hackneyed way possible instead of using some of Vince Guaraldi's music. I hope they don't go…

The "stop shaming me!" part had me laughing so hard that I barely had time to laugh at, "you are not the victim!"

Actually, he was correct. There were 6.

"You are a shithead, Mr. Slate."

Jane Krakowski was Betty in Viva Rock Vegas, a tremendous improvement. The film was still garbage, of course.

"Fred, what do you see me eat when I come in here every day?"
"Cactus juice."
"Come on, Fred, don't fuck with me. I drink a little cactus juice… but what do I eat?"
"Pterodactyl."
"Why?"
"Because it's good for you, Barney."
"You're goddamn right. And it wouldn't kill you to take a vitamin. Chewable ones."

Fantastic 3,4,5: Right Triangle

Fuckin' Wilma fuckin' Wilma fuckin' Wilma…

(Covers face with hands while attempting to stifle a laugh)

"I knew you were a dipshit. I was just heretofore unaware of the true depths of your dipshittery." I hope Flo from Progressive is back. (And while we're at it, the frustrated Frozen Yogurt Guy too.)

I hope I'm not the only one, and not that I'm ashamed, but Aya Cash in that leather outfit saying, "I thought we could do butt stuff tonight," gave me quite the chubby. Anyone out there know of any websites out there that could help me out with this?

…while Lindsay is looking at Paul nuzzle his new online girlfriend. Glad that Paul's back.

Yup. They are using Seth MacFarlane's name to promote it, but, as an executive producer, he's about as hands off as they come.

Good, I'm glad that's out of the way. Can we get to the sequel to The Baltimore Bullet already? (2 Baltimore 2 Bullets or something.)

No, that was horrible.

I'm disappointed. From the general description I thought this was an Israeli remake of the South Park episode "Ms. Teacher Bangs a Boy" (מורהוילד). Would've loved to hear the Hebrew cover of "Can't Fight This Feeling."

As I expected. No one makes biographical documentaries any more. They are all glorified EPK's produced and approved by the person and/or family/estate. "Tribute film" is as good an appellation as any, but that doesn't sound highbrow or gets awards.

Yeah, it's like complaining about the weather. I do enjoy it for trivia's sake, because it's just fun to see how these things look years later, sort of the way sports fans like quoting odd old stats (i.e. best batting average on Wednesdays!) Retrospect is so fun (God know most of us could go through our own lives and…

Speaking of which, I was curious to see if The Chicken Chronicles would come up. It's a slight 70's teen comedy (that takes place in 1969) that was his first starring role. But as the interview went on it didn't really matter that it never came up.