seriously thought the headline was going to be the title of a new slipknot album

oh look at me disagreeing with someone on the internet. tangled was great but i like frozen more.

frozen is a very high priority thing in our home. it's basically a tangible, additional family member.

i was making a broad city ref, so…

BAZINGA

all i know is my husband will not ever shut up about this game not ever

this might be my fave prince album just kidding they're all my fave!

the hitchhiker from the six feet under ep has been in a million things since then but to me he will always, always be that asshole that threatened to set david fisher on fire and i will never forgive him.

dennis finally gets his own chain of beeper stores

so does beck love kanye as much as kanye loves kanye?

i'm so happy. i can't believe how happy i am right now.

chris pratt can oversaturate me any time
i'm so sorry i'll leave now

chris pratt as indiana jones is hypothetically my fantasy

what do i do if i like boobs but don't like-like boobs?
jk i LOVE boobs

everyone will be able to tell it's cookie monster

i'll think of him every time i ask my husband if he's down to clown.

my body is also ready.

yes but does cries and whispers have the undercurrent of homoeroticism the sting has? no? okay then.

amen, alien jesus, amen.

god, i wish.