Globe and Mail Canada
The Globe and Mail, known, right or wrongly, as Canada's most respected newspaper once printed the Onion story about all the people who got obese from eating chocolate and subsequently suing the big 5 chocolate companies for billions of dollars. The story was a take on the lawsuit at the time…

Carly Simon!
I cannot be bothered to read all comments, but music effects the brain in a way we cannot understand. I hear Carly Simon's "The Spy Who Loved Me" and I am instantly a 12 year boy again with a crush on a girl in school. I hear Billy Idol "Dancing With Myself" and I think of the poser that my ex girlfriend…

First love is now my true love. Had a crush on a girl in high school, never approached her about it despite us being friends. Lost contact after school. Long story short, met her again 25 years later on the day her ex left her. That was 18 months ago and we are together still, very much in love and see a future…