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Hey, no shitting on Down Periscope, that movie's a classic. The Harlan Williams whale song scene was pretty cool.

Ah!, Rickman's not American…Alec Baldwin.

Impossible, no aircraft carriers during the Russ0-Japanese war, and I'm sure MB will insist on faithfulness to the source material. Undoubtedly, someone will win by firing in checkerboard patterns, resulting in no wasted ammunition. That's how I always won my games.

My favorite Ray Wise role is and forever shall be…
President Dougan.

ROME! There's been nothing like it. It's a 22 episode Shakespearean history with blood, cursing and tits! What could be better?

Also, as for the next HBO series to get the "classic" treatment, I have a suggestion:
Motherfucking Rome.

Sweet Work
It was great to read through all of this again. In all the hubbub over endings, though, I think something got lost, which is how the threat to the camp by Hearst led to Swearingen, and the camp, granting full citizenship (guns) to the Chinese community. I think it was a great expression of how racial

Well, they hoped to answer all the questions left by the first White Chicks
Like is there a God (yes) and if so, what is his nature (vengeful prick).

"Wu. America!"
as Wu cuts off his que (sic)one of the moments ever written for television. The exact moment each of our parents had when they accepted America as their home, captured on film. Amazing.

Kjb1, I salute you. These other guys are really scared of the fact that they want to nail Meryl Streep. But, come on guys, it's nothing to be ashamed of! She is sexy!

Superstition…
Is perfect for this, because unlike some other songs, the guitar, bass, drum and vocals are all equally mind-glowingly awesome.

Of all the foxes…
They made this one a movie. I loved R. Dahl as a kid, and I have no memory of this. Erego, must suck.

Sackhoff needs to drink Whiskey, like Starbuck would. And if you'll excuse me, I have to go have a giggling fit.

A similar thing happened with Harry Potter 5
Ginny, who had next to zero screentime in the flick was about twice as large as Cho, whose relationship with Harry was pretty much the B story of the book and movie. White people always get center stage in posters. I guess the thinking is a White person will scare nobody

Please, Yimou
Don't fuck this up by throwing in your slow-motion-flying-gorgeously-photographed-fake kung fu bullshit in here. Go back to early/mid-period Zhang. I wanna see some "Not one less" Zhang here.

Brendan McCreary?
YOU FUCKERS! HOW COULD YOU OVERLOOK THE BSG SCORE?! I mean, the scripts sucked this season, but the music's the best it's ever been! Goddamn it! McCreary needs statues for that work. I mean, how many shows could do things like seamlessly interweave character themes with a fucking Bob Dylan sitar

@Existence. Yup. I was surprised how astoundingly good it is. A fun thing to do before going to sleep is just flip to a random section, then read 4 pages or so. Eventually, I'll read it all that way.

Zen Path, Beginner's Path, 2666 and every Civilization game known to man

One fight at a time, fellas…

@El Santo. I'm amazed that they let you watch Holy Grail and unsurprised that they didn't follow it up with Life of Brian.