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Know Your Enemy
Don't they know Rage Against the Machine already recorded a song by that name 16 years ago? I hate when bands do that. The title could be "Know the Enemy" and not change the rhythm or theme.

I Liked These Guys When They Were Punk
Just kidding, I'm not an asshole.

Free Radio
No disrespect meant to The Office, but you guys should also be covering Free Radio too. That show is funny as hell, even though it's on VH-1. Tonight's episode had Fred Willard and prominent keytar, and past episodes have featured Henry Rollins, Ed Helms, and Neil Hamburger.

The Ghoulies Toilet Scene
Even though the poster for the first Ghoulies movie does feature a Ghoulie rising from a toilet, that scene never happens in Part 1. It does happen in the inevitable Part 2, and probably Parts 3 and 4 (never saw either of those).

I Like Comparing Modern French Horror Movies to Each Other
Inside > Frontier(s) > High Tension > Martyrs > Ils > Calvaire

I'll agree there have been some great French Horrors in recent years (in addition to all of the ones listed by J-Horror Fan, I'll add Frontier(s) and Irreversible), but there is certainly quite a larege catalog of J-Horror, much more so than F-Horror.

Well, his alcoholism certainly flows through all of his work.

Focusing on his novels, here's an Intro to Bukowski I'd propose:

James Ellroy's Best Novel?
My vote is for White Jazz.

No Love for Jim Thompson?
Really? I'm surprised, AV Club. I've enjoyed ever book of his that I've read. All of his charcters are conniving crooks and pretty much everyone gets theirs in the end. Hell, he was good enough for Kubrick to use for two (I think it was two) screenplays.

Land of the Lost
I'll go see it. Only cuz Danny is in it.

Edited content in HD?!?!?! That's horrible. That's like being forced to rent Skinemax "porn" on dvd.

Original Series, Best to Worst: Elm Street Edition
1. Part 1
2. Part 3: Dream Warriors
3. New Nightmare
4. Part 2: Freddy's Revenge
5. Freddy Vs Jason
6. Part 5: The Dream Child
7. Part 4: The Dream Master
8. Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

Action Jackson!
How do you like your ribs?

DOOM
Fucker quoted Atlantic Star's "Always" on Operation DOOMsday. Y'all best recognize.

Rich Rich Rich RichRichRich
I will always love this band cuz they used my name in a song. And it took me two times seeing them live to hear it.

Kate Bush's "The Senusal World?"
No? Fuck you, then.

OK Computer?
That's by that band who got their name from a Talking Heads song off the "True Stories" album, right?

Screaming Trees's "Sweet Oblivion"
Vastly underrated, then and now.

Wet Hot American Summer
You taste like burger. I don't like you anymore.