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Also, if you want to go for the truly influential slasher movies (besides Hitchcock's Psycho), you can't go wrong with Mario Bava's Blood and Black Lace (1963) and Bay of Blood (1971). The latter was directly ripped off by Friday the 13th Part 2 (the spearing of the teenagers who were having the sex).

I haven't seen either of those sequels. Sorority House Massacre Part 1 sucks balls, it's boring, not even fun in a retro kind of way, and it's badly made even by the standards of the era.

It is MUCH better than the Black Christmas remake.

RE: "..severed penis on a hot dog bun.." movie

The upcoming Final Destination movie, which is the fourth entry in the series, is going to be 3-D.

The "full-frontal nudity/little person" Scene
It is pretty fantastic, if you're a fan of that sort of thing. It's prolonged (the nudity) and the 3-D aspect just adds to it. And a to thrown in little person chick on top of that…Wow.

Tom Atkins, As Usual, is Awesome in This
Thrill me.

I'll second that. I'm a fan of this kind of shit, and to another fan I'd say it was okay. To a non-fan, I'd say only go if it's being shown in 3-D.

Shitty.

Really?
You guys review this but not the My Bloody Valentine remake? At least MBV has boobs (GIRL boobs).

Any Love for Southland Tales?
I actually really liked Southland Tales, even though after watching it three times I'm still not sure what the fuck is going on.

Bad Lieutenant Remake?
Is it true that Bad Lieutenant is supposed to be remade with Nicholas "National Treasure" Cage?

Ms . 45
Ms. 45 is a phenomenal movie, the best of the rape revenge flicks. It moves faster than They Call Her One Eye, is much smarter than I Spit On Your Grave, and isn't quite as dreary as Last House on the Left tends to get.

Sounds Like…
Rules of Attraction: The Series

Retired?
So does this mean M.I.A. is no longer "retired?"

The 1988 Remake of The Blob
I thought that was pretty dang cool.

Awesome, thanks. I've been worried something unforseen might happen and I might lose my tunes without a backup.

*5. Zinc Oxide and You

5. Zinc Oxide
4. Big Jim Slade
3. Donald Sutherland as The Clumsy Waiter
2. Catholic High School Girls in Trouble
1. Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker

Top Five Movies from David Zucker/Jim Abrams/Jerry Zucker!
5. Ruthless People
4. Top Secret!
3. The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
2. Airplane!
1. The Kentucky Fried Movie