What Happened After Punch Drunk Love?
I thought Sandler was going to be a real actor after that one. I love that movie.

I guess he would be stoked to autograph the headlights.

And what would the correct article have been?

They're all going to laughter at you.

Top 5 Prince Songs
5. 1999
4. Gett Off
3. Let's Go Crazy
2. Purple Rain
1. Kiss

You can't go wrong with her first three albums:

Really? I think it's tragic that the idea of the "album" is dying.

Top 5 Journey Songs
5. Any Way You Want It
4. Faithfully
3. Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)
2. Wheel in the Sky
1. Don't Stop Believin'

The Alvin and the Chipmunk Sequel
But is David Cross coming back? Then he could buy a second house.

I Used to Like Everclear
There, I said it.

Does anybody remember the best christmas pageant ever?
Which, according to IMDB, featured a young Fairuza Balk.

The Original Black Christmas
It's the only Christmas-themed slasher movie worth seeing. Skip the remake.

This is not a Fugazi post.

Awww, Zooey
Why? It's not like her career isn't established by now.

Top Five Phil Collins Songs
5. Easy Lover (with Philip Bailey)
4. Don't Lose My Number
3. Take Me Home
2. Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)"
1. In the Air Tonight

My Custom Van by Michael Ian Black
It made me both giggle and titter.

Top Five Madonna Songs
5. Express Yourself
4. Live to Tell
3. Borderline
2. Like a Virgin
1. Material Girl

Transsiberian Left Me Cold
I don't get the positive reviews of Transsiberian. I thought it was boring and trite. Woody Harrelson's character was a jackass and Emily Mortimer's character was underdeveloped, selfish, and kind of a bitch.

Stuart Gordon rules.

Taste Tester?
I hardly knew 'er.