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Jesus, did anyone else see the banner for SEASON 10 of Red vs. Blue? What kind of losers are still watching that shit?

Jesus, did anyone else see the banner for SEASON 10 of Red vs. Blue? What kind of losers are still watching that shit?

Keep on doing what you do, Lobsters

Keep on doing what you do, Lobsters

I want to see if Brett Ratner masturbated with shrimp or something

I want to see if Brett Ratner masturbated with shrimp or something

The only thing more baffling than all these celebrities giving us their carefully considered political opinions lately is the fact that the AV Club has reported on every single one.

The only thing more baffling than all these celebrities giving us their carefully considered political opinions lately is the fact that the AV Club has reported on every single one.

Congratulations on being the millionth commenter to make that joke this week

Congratulations on being the millionth commenter to make that joke this week

He's still a delusional moron with tacky taste.

He's still a delusional moron with tacky taste.

Please stop acting like The PHantom Menace was just two hours of trade disputes.  Yes, we all find Plinkett hilarious, doesn't mean he's right about everything. The trade stuff is mentioned a couple times, but it remains very much a background element of the story, it's not that huge a deal, not even close to being…

Please stop acting like The PHantom Menace was just two hours of trade disputes.  Yes, we all find Plinkett hilarious, doesn't mean he's right about everything. The trade stuff is mentioned a couple times, but it remains very much a background element of the story, it's not that huge a deal, not even close to being…

I base all my political opinions now on who has better taste in television. It's close, but the AV Club reassured me Romney doesn't really like those shows and they were just picked by his staff to present the image he's a real humanoid, so now thanks to Sean O'Neal my head can hit the pillow at night, safe in the…

I base all my political opinions now on who has better taste in television. It's close, but the AV Club reassured me Romney doesn't really like those shows and they were just picked by his staff to present the image he's a real humanoid, so now thanks to Sean O'Neal my head can hit the pillow at night, safe in the…

Holy shit, what's this about the Germans?

Holy shit, what's this about the Germans?

Ha! That Lobsters sure is somewhat right-leaning, which is inherently funny!