She'd have to open her eyelids to look up if she's on her knees…if you catch my drift.

What the fuck? That was like, jaw droppingly offensive.

Don't you mean "figure out how to tell a compelling story that DOES involve killing hordes of anonymous bad guys"?

Why can't i click on your username?

Getting better

Keep posting Dbag. Maybe one day you'll meet your future wife on this site. Or a social anxiety message board you frequent.

I dearly hope you're not referring to the American version's exhausting, never ending, nauseatingly cutesy Jim and Pam doe-eyed whitebread Aryan wonderpixie relationship.

A fucking Simpsons reference on top of it.

Everybody knows it was a diversified group of asians, blacks, native americans, east indians, muslims, and a guy in a wheelchair who saved the jews.

It's like some kind of primitive expression of willingness to stick a dick in your mouth, and thus to mate. Seriously like a damn monkey presenting. Maybe Devo is right.

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Damn you, you beat me to it.

No wonder you nerds can't get a date, so you spend all your time here.

I'm pretty sure they've just used the same picture of him since Die Hard 2.

Link to where he said that? Because in all seriousness, I made up a rumor like that and posted it on a different site like 5 or 6 years ago. I would be absolutely astonished if its survived that long and made it here.

In all seriousness, Christians might take atheists more seriously if they didn't go out of their way to defend Islam all the time.

I don't watch this show, but I'm going to take a wild guess and say that this character is sassy, independent, and proud about her body weight.

I let this shit go a looong time ago. Grow up and get rid of your cute little Star Wars avatars people.

I know fuck white people right?

This needs to happen to more "mascots" down there. I was down there last weekend and by God it was annoying. All the costumes look like D-grade crap sewn in a sweatshop somewhere, Catwoman looked like a 60 year old prostitude, Elmo was some creepy middle-eastern guy fondling my girlfriend's hair, and then of course…