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A GED?

Thank you Phipps, for stepping down from your throne to interact with us filthy commoners. You look like a serial killer in that pic.

Your avatar really bugs me for some reason. Where is it from?

Are you called sarCCastro because you're sarCCastic?

No, of course they don't applaud in front of their tv screens. If you honestly can't tell the difference between the two and why they wouldn't, then there's no point continuing the argument.

You're an idiot.

You are slightly overweight, not traditionally attractive, and you rarely, if ever, engage in sexual intercourse.

As I said, it's a communal experience. People clap for the same reason they laugh, it' s a spontaneous ejaculation of emotion, namely, "whoah, that was awesome!"

Nothing wrong with Watchmen? Let's start with really bad casting decisions. We need someone to take one of the least interesting characters in the story and bring some life into her, let's Malin Akerman. Might as well have settled for a plank of wood with tits drawn on. The guy who played Ozzy was horrible. The guy is

Aren't you cool not clapping along in movies. Joyless nerd. Why even go to movies, the whole point is the experience of seeing it with a crowd. Just download it off edonkey or whatever the fuck and masturbate bitterly.

No one cares.

You're all a bunch of nerds
For liking this shit.

Why must we be subjected to your douchebeard.

Pretentious horseshit. You sound like the annoying anarchist kid in my history class. Probably have a neckbeard. HA HA COMING FROM A GUY WITH A SEPHIROTH AVATAR RIGHT? Fuck off.

I love how any time you don't use a swear word some douchebag jumps all over you. Hey dickshit, ever think maybe he was being ironic or cutesy? Throwing fucks and goddamns around isn't creative, and you're stifling creativity.

At the very least, Ridley should be able to get the LOOK of the damn thing right. You know, the dark and moody visuals. Which this trailer certainly DIDN'T get right.

Not a minute too soon, as far as I'm concerned
Read the first book back whenever it came out as a young kid, and was bored about three chapters in, chucked it and never looked back. Saw Goblet of Fire unwillingly when I was working at a movie theater, thought it was ok. Every installment after that was drearier and

Whether you're conservative or liberal, a farmer from Oklahoma or a New York cabbie, white, black, native america, a letterman-wearing jock or a neckbeard having nerd, there's one thing that unites all men: a fear, confusion, and hatred of all things feminine. For those of us lucky to be in touch with our femine sides

Any Devo song
has bad lyrics

In what way was that "subtle"?