I'm torn between which I want to happen first
His ticker to finally blow under the pressure, or an embattled Steve Bannon finally drinks himself to death.

Anyone who remembers SNL's TV Funhouse and Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law can attest that Colbert would have still landed on his feet well enough without our country being lit on fire.

You're one year older
One year wiser
Rock and roll star
King, Czar,
and a kaiser
You've got a room full of friends
and a mouth full of cake
Every present is for you
and it feels pretty great
You're the man of the hour
The VIP
You get the first slice
of the P-I-E
But first blow out the candles
and make a wish
Put a smile on -
Cause…

Institute the rite of Carousel, positing every citizen over 30 be subject to 'renewal'

Considering the people they're shouting at have given no indication that they read it either when they voted for it…
I'd say it's fair to give them an earful.

Honestly, I feel like the bigger problem with Veidt was less with Matthew Goode's performance and more with the fact Snyder clearly sees and depicts him as a villain.
Yeah, Moore and Gibbons meant him to be your classic looking best of the best guy…but seen through Snyder's lens, Goode's portrayal makes him into a…

Actually, as someone who's enjoyed a good amount of the comics, my first thought was "…gruesome? Were we reading the same series here?"

Memory serves, hadn't he closed the casket lid on AtMoM more thanks to the release of Prometheus?

and if they have any sense, this will be the lesson the GOP will take from this course of action - as far as Trump is concerned, he has no reason to look out for them. They live and die by virtue of their usefulness to him, and gratitude is a scarce commodity in House Trump (as many contractors have learned the hard…

Now I just imagined Paul Ryan being in the position of Mr. Northwest here.
And the visual of the functions of his face being swapped just brought a smile to me.

Well, that last part's the catch. His narcissism is such that he'd never pursue that care because it would mean acknowledging something is wrong with him.
And frankly, if he's gone this far without owning that, he'll probably go to his grave without ever admitting it.

Summon the Fieri! The appointed time of his Donkey Sauce is upon us!

I'm thinking it's the financial kickbacks tied with seeing several of the people in his campaign lower than him being picked off by scandal one by one. Probably figures the longer he's in the oval office, the less likely any of that is to touch him.

Michael Glassner, the executive director of Donald J. Trump for President Inc., claimed to find the whole thing “shameful,” saying CNN was “blocking the positive message that President Trump is trying to share with the country. It’s clear that CNN is trying to silence our voice and censor our free speech because it…

The one quote from 2016's film season I've found myself using more and more these days:
"Ha! Fake laugh, hiding real pain!"

Oh. it's a pretty safe bet at this point.
His 'I thought this would be easier' interview is particularly telling when you listen to the audio for it and you catch the moment when he stops himself from saying too much - the guy basically thought he was being crowned king, not given a job with actual limits,…

If I had to hazard a guess, I think it's because he figures so long as he's president, he still believes himself to be untouchable. Once that ride's over though…

This. It was a thing Japan did a few times back in the aughts (Hellsing was another example of this…and honestly, one that REALLY needed it, given how underwhelming and quick Incognito proved to be as a main antagonist.)

Somehow, I knew Twin Peaks was gonna be on here…and I'm gonna disagree.
Yeah, the second season isn't great - once they solve Laura's murder, the show putters around with a saggy midsection trying to decide where to go next.

He's attempting to make his comeback, actually.
…and he's either trying too hard to double down on trolling or he's showing he learned nothing from his PR bloody nose, as he went on the press talking about how he's hunting for a bunch of 13-15 year old boys he can groom to be the next alt-right superstars.