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If the guy who NPR IDed and interviewed last year is anything to go by, I wouldn't hold your breath.
He's still alive and, by last check, still raking in $10k a month from knowingly slinging horseshit (and rationalizing to himself that he's doing nothing wrong and that he TOTALLY didn't have a hand in helping deliver

With any luck, they might be a little reluctant to wave that flag, given it's a pretty safe bet that a fair number of them have cited one or more of these bullshit mills sometime in the past year.

Earlier today, I actually saw someone try and insist the Academy picked this not because it was the best pick, but purely because it was from Iran and therefore a political middle finger to Trump.

But, sadly, if the internet's shown us anything, it's that there's some who would LOVE to if they weren't sure they'd get (deservedly) smacked for it.

AND HERE COME THE PRETZELS…

On the one hand, the makeup in Suicide Squad isn't AWFUL…
On the other, considering it was up against Star Trek Beyond…yeah, it feels kind of bullshit.

and with all the leaks in the White House these days, he doesn't dare garnish it with his preferred condiment of the tears of orphans, minorities, and laborers.

ALL GLORY TO THE OVER-ONION!

Hey now, Charlie's at least capable of feeling for other people. That puts him ahead in this race.

Kicked things off over the weekend with a thematically apt double-feature of Get Out and I Am Not Your Negro.

Confession time - of the two, he was always the more memorable anyway.

There's days I suspect he is one of the few that could potentially outlive us all.

They might have someone come up to say a few words a la Harold Ramis. At this point trick would be who given how many people he worked with and was on good terms with (James Cameron seems the most likely for the number of times they worked together and the good results of said work.)

Let's be honest though - he's not doing it for that reason. More than likely he's doing it for the same reason so many congressmen are skipping out of town halls. They know there's gonna be a whole bunch of questions waiting for them that they actively want to avoid answering, either for fear of optics or due to risk

Between the viral video and the recurrent jokes about him on We Hate Movies, I now just imagine Milo's signing up there being announced with "CATCH HIM IN BEEEED WITH A BLACK MAN!"

Hence the great, cruel irony that comes whenever one sees a Confederate flag on a shitbox truck.

I do wonder if he's ever going to realize this himself.
I mean, it was obvious from the outside, but the way he carried himself it was like he genuinely believed he was one of them and wouldn't be carved up when the time came.
One weekend later those knives left him a bloody mess before he even saw their blades.

I'm still not buying the 'he has sex with black guys' as an out to his not being racist.

"THE KING CAN DO AS HE LIKES!" — Stephen Miller in press conference, completely unaware of the other cultural use of this phrase.

Well, it could be worse…you could have tried watching Ghosts Can't Do It.