And the rest of the band was pissed at Bono for wandering into the crowd and taking so much time that they couldn't play the rest of their set.

I finally got around to watching the second season of Master of None. I binged it all in one day, actually. I enjoyed it overall, but it also left me scratching my head a bit; I don't think I liked it as much as the first season. (Although it's been a while since I watched the first season, so maybe I'm not…

Lots of Motown. Can't go wrong with that.

Foo Fighters, "Next Year"
Weezer, "My Name Is Jonas"
Dixie Chicks, "Truth No. 2"
AC/DC, "Back In Black"
The Beatles, "Martha My Dear"
Sam Cooke, "Only Sixteen"
Ray Charles, "Bye Bye, Love"
Dixie Chicks, "Goodbye Earl"
Roy Orbison, "You Got It"
Dire Straits, "Money For Nothing"

I don't know if I know what Ivanka sounds like, or if Emma Roberts is good at impersonating other people. But that picture at the top of the article just made me think there's a bit of a resemblance in their features and carriage, for lack of a better word. They both have a freshly-scrubbed-clean-and-smooth look.…

Anyone else think that when they make "American Horror Story: Trump" — and they have to, don't they? — she's an easy call to play Ivanka?

That's a great ad, and she seems to have a great story. I'll be rooting for her. But I look forward to the day when Democratic candidates don't have to be decorated veterans to have a prayer of convincing red-state voters that they actually love this country and can maybe be trusted not to impose Sharia law and…

The Tree of Life. I loved so much about that movie. It looked great. And it was my introduction to Jessica Chastain. To borrow from @souse chef, she was incandescent.

Colleges should only be for people whose family connections can get them a spot, like Trump and Kushner.

Hey! Now we all know the moon is not made of green cheese. But what if it were made of barbecued spare ribs? Would you eat it then? I know I would. Heck, I'd have seconds. Then polish it off with a tall, cool Budweiser. I would do it. Would you? It's a simple question: Would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?

If you don't want people to see your hair parting, or the sides of your head, or the back of your head, shouldn't you maybe think about a different hairstyle?

Am I the only one who always gets this dude confused with J.J. Watt? Which is weird, because I follow football and despise fake wrestling. If I were living my best life, I'd have no idea who this dude is. I guess what I'm saying is that my life is a failure.

Get on your bikes and ride!

America: Now Bottomless. (Wait, that doesn't sound right . . . .)

Roger Ailes liked 'em that way.

There's actually a case about this before the D.C. Circuit, although I believe it's been put on hold while the Trump administration figures out what it wants to do with the case. When Obama was president, he argued that spending for the cost-sharing reductions was mandatory, and didn't require annual appropriations…

This was a great recap. There wasn't as much coverage of this event in the mainstream media as I hoped there would be. All I'd heard was that Ledecky won all of her races but one. (Are NCAA swimmers simply unable to prepare for an event like this as well as swimmers who don't spend months competing for college teams?)…

People, please don't be cruel to Javanka by expecting them to actually, you know, do something. Nepotism is hard:

I was all prepared to write something bitingly sarcastic about the obviousness of the headline, but this was a warm, sweet article. I saw McCartney at Wrigley Field six years ago. It remains the best concert I've ever seen, and nothing else has really come close. A man who was then 69 years old played four or five…

There are a very small number of people who arguably chose to work for Trump to prevent him from doing harm, or to mitigate the damage he does. The rest of them, who signed on because they want to help him and the GOP do what they said they'd do, knew exactly what they were getting into. They are not likable, and they…