And Cedar Point!

Lots of mediocre presidents, too! (But some kickass Civil War generals. Grant, Sherman and Sheridan basically whupped the South. They probably still make Jeff Sessions cry.)

I don't know that much about her, but I've always gotten the impression that she is a little crazy. Not crazy in a clinical sense, but a little weird and unpredictable and diva-like in way that, frankly, isn't so surprising for someone who's been so famous and loved and catered to for so long, and is now at an age…

I'm reminded of that SNL ad for Crystal Gravy: "Finally you can see your meat."

Come on! Famous NFL star Rashad Jennings (who is currently not on an NFL team)!

What about Bournvita? Or being a Nutramul Dada? Or drinking Boost, like Kapil Dev?

I went to college in Philly, with a lot of people from New York, Long Island and Jersey. Billy Joel was surprisingly popular. (I don't hate the guy, but as a Midwestern kid, I was surprised.) I heard those dozen songs on the radio. That was more than 20 years ago.

I'd guess he does, actually. He doesn't like Trump. I know he pulled out of a charity benefit organized by one of Trump's sons because of Trump's birther shit. And that was several years ago, before Trump was even a candidate.

I've thought it would be nice if Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David (and maybe Rob Reiner and whoever else is making big money from Seinfeld reruns) would each donate an amount equivalent to Bannon's annual cut to organizations like the ACLU, the Southern Poverty Law Center, the NAACP, the Simon Wiesenthal Center, etc.,…

Some people may not know this, but Family Matters spun off from Perfect Strangers. Harriet Winslow worked at the Chicago newspaper where Larry and Balki worked. (If I remember correctly, she was an elevator operator. And I think the paper was the fictional Chicago Chronicle, although I think they used the Tribune…

As a boy entering adolescence, I thought Larry's girlfriend and eventual wife was scorchingly attractive. (And I just re-learned that the actress's name is Melanie Wilson.)

The Wall Street Journal reported that, regardless of party, no member of Congress (Senate or House) representing a district on the southern border supports funding Trump's wall. And in addition to the looming potential government shutdown, the orange one also claims to want to tackle healthcare and tax reform next…

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

I'm looking at that picture above and all it does is remind me of a urinal.

I don't know much about the stock market and such things, but this may explain it, if you understand Wall Street better than I do:

I'm not saying you're necessarily wrong about the company being out of touch. But McDonald's stock hit an all-time high today. They're probably OK with what they're doing.

I posited to a friend a couple of weeks ago that the United States is over. We'll still exist as a country, of course, but what made us special — and you don't have to be a redneck jingoist to think that we were special — is no more. The descent will continue. In a few decades or maybe 50 years, we'll be like what…

I have no thoughts on this movie, but I came here to say that "casually cutting bitch mom" is a very nice, evocative phrase.

Maybe she liked it better with Richard Dawson?

Oh, it was obvious. The problem is that 46 percent of voters can't pass a basic aptitude test, either.