No Collar: Chose to be honest, and were trusted to be honest.
White Collar: Chose not to be honest, and were not trusted to be honest.
Blue Collar: Chose to be honest, yet were not trusted to be honest.
Say what you want about the forced labeling, but it's impressive how closely that all played to the stereotypes.

Sexiest line of dialogue in any animated kids' movie ever:
"I'm not sure I can trust you."
"I'm not really asking you to TRUST me, am I."
And with that Rosie Perez voice too. Absurdly hot.

I used to not mind that my parents named me Sméagol, but that all changed pretty fast.

This is a good example of the recent Q&A, about songs we love with cringe-worthy lyrics. This song is a favorite of mine, but I can't stand how he says the word "play" three times in the same line: "And now the PLAYing's stopped in the PLAYground now, she wants to PLAY with her toys somewhere."

Best Morrissey lyric:
I'll be there
At the bar
With my head
On the bar.

I'll always love "Maggie May"—who doesn't?—but when it comes on the radio, I have to say BLAHBLAHBLAH really loudly during the first verse so that I don't hear Rod Stewart singing "I laughed at all of your jokes/My love you didn't need to coax". If I can't drown it out in time, I change stations, rather than deal with…

I agree, and would add a small correction in Kanye's favor: He didn't go so far as to compare celebrity to slavery; he compared celebrity to segregation.

I too see the similarities. good point.

No, no, let it stand. I have to respect a guy who fully expects, every time he speaks his mind, for a million people to call him an asshole, and yet still speaks his mind anyway. (I mean him, not you!)

I have to agree with Kanye on this one. Hyperbole? Of course, but remember, these statements were made during the silly season of the lawsuit process, when both sides stake out the largest share of legal umbrage territory that they can before eventually finding some middle ground.
So, is it true that celebrities have…

And wait also for Slate's music critic to declare it superior to "weird" Al's best work in every way.

Excellent.

I disagree with this review. It doesn't just "function best as eye candy"—it's so beautiful that it could get by on eye candy alone. It's the most artistic CGI movie I've ever seen, and I think I've seen all the major studio ones.

Our black cat has only one ear, so we win.

Really. In the fucking face.

Epic fight. Barney Miller wins, but just barely.

I like Phil Hartman a lot better in the all-around, but I'll still rank his Sinatra second to Piscopo's and his Bill Clinton second to Darrell Hammond's.

For a few years.

I would love it if the cast of Community would recreate that.

L to R: Pierce/Shirley, Shirley/Pierce, Chang, Troy, Abed, Britta/Annie, Jeff, Dean, Annie/Britta.