Robin Williams as the hilariously mellow Jamaican bird! He's so good at sounding all fucking Jamaican, right?

Clerks III: Terrible-Ass Movie

Clerks III: Terrible-Ass Movie

Shit, which one am I? Hugh Jackman or Gerard Butler? I always get us confused.

Shit, which one am I? Hugh Jackman or Gerard Butler? I always get us confused.

I am going to kick the ball many times!

I am going to kick the ball many times!

Where they would be forced into showers that are actually nightclubs where "Barbie Girl" blasts on repeat?

Where they would be forced into showers that are actually nightclubs where "Barbie Girl" blasts on repeat?

And so ends what otherwise would have been a long, lasting era in the limelight, never to be ironically referenced in retrospectives of this decade.

And so ends what otherwise would have been a long, lasting era in the limelight, never to be ironically referenced in retrospectives of this decade.

I know. He keeps trying to effect lasting change, though the Wire teaches us that it's impossible.

I know. He keeps trying to effect lasting change, though the Wire teaches us that it's impossible.

Pee-Wee: There's way too much chocolate in my ice cream soup. MY SNACK IS RUINED!

Pee-Wee: There's way too much chocolate in my ice cream soup. MY SNACK IS RUINED!

Somebody forgot to tell this guy that adage key to all happy relationships: "The woman is always right!" Know what I'm sayin' fellas? You try arguing and you end up firing one right through her lung! Then she's bleeding all over the carpet and screaming at you to get a rag and some club soda!

Somebody forgot to tell this guy that adage key to all happy relationships: "The woman is always right!" Know what I'm sayin' fellas? You try arguing and you end up firing one right through her lung! Then she's bleeding all over the carpet and screaming at you to get a rag and some club soda!

Bisexual James Bond: "Shaken and stirred."

Bisexual James Bond: "Shaken and stirred."

Say, babe. Ever met Geronimo?