Dammit, all these comments have caused my glice-emic index to shoot through the roof. I hope you are all very happy with yourselves! Now I need a shot of glinsulin.

Yes, but by bathing daily in the blood of her interns she doesn't look a day over 51.

That's why it was so important to use the head cleaning cartridge every month.

(You) flock of seagulls (why don't you tell my man Vincent where you got the shit hid at)

I hope this place is as successful as the theme factory Foxconn! cashing in on Chinese hipsters' love for American working conditions during the Industrial Revolution!

Wait, that isn't Gloria Estefan's house. This "Star Map" is bloody useless!

Wait. Gene Simmons dated Diana Ross while she was menstruating?

I want want to squawk and troll this site part of every day.

It's the first movie I thought of when I read the headline. That final shot gets me every time.

It's the first movie I thought of when I read the headline. That final shot gets me every time.

Not the bleak post-apocalyptic future faced by all dyslectics!

Not the bleak post-apocalyptic future faced by all dyslectics!

Read it in junior high school. Woke up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat convinced as well that blazing pigs eyes were staring at me through my window.

Read it in junior high school. Woke up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat convinced as well that blazing pigs eyes were staring at me through my window.

I can see where you might be confused.   Katt's already booked to the sequel to the Three Stooges movie: "Larry".

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The trouble with this movie is that if you step into the theater for even a second they will force you to stay until the end.

This show's definitely been delta crappie hand.

He likes reboots and he cannot lie.

But what about Yaphet Kotto?