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After catching an episode that Walking Dead infomercial he does, I've started thinking of him as the Mark McGrath of nerdom.

All of  them<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Nigel Bruce.

That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard since my brother Warren said…..said…..um…….maybe I should lie down and hibernate for a while.

Apatow's next stop: the grave of Christopher Hitchens on which he will take an enormous pro-feminist dump.

I try not offend the fine folks at Fox News.  I wish you a Christ-ie Christ Christ.

That's exactly how I responded to it.  It seems like nothing but free association rambling and overly defensive reaction.  Too bad we're both too dumb to understand it.

This past year Troy Patterson has really cemented his position in The Professional Troll/Provocateur Hall of Fame right along side Armond White and Camille Paglia.  He's so tickled with his own prose that the works he's supposed to be reviewing just pale in comparison.  His mockery of year end lists is a prime

WTF is my favorite podcast but Carrot Top was just about his worst interview of 2011.  It was conducted in stately Carrot Top manor where he was completely surrounded by sycophants.  That one guy who picked Marc up at the airport so intrusively stood up for his boss that the conversation was never allowed to properly

Hey, same with my parents.  I did like wacky Carla when she was on Top Chef.

How about worst gifts: an electric gravy boat warmer and a red wine aerator sans the wine.

^ The mission statement of the Cheney energy commission.

Yes, Gasland is a polemic but it should still be required viewing.  Fracking is, despite all the ads to the contrary, a horrifically destructive process that's contaminating America's aquifers from Wyoming to New York state.  The whole industry was completely deregulated and exempted from Clean Water Act by Dick

It had been bugging me since this list was posted that I had somehow forgotten or purged from my memory the worst show of 2011 and there it is:  Torchwood: Miracle Day.

Maria Bello is always good.  The show is an above average procedural that should never have had that title and the baggage of having to compare with the exceptional Helen Mirren series.

I am optimistic that this production will collapse under its own weight with the principles drifting apart.  Another director will be called in to salvage the shot footage and in December 2014 movie goers will see this preview:  "This Christmas Tom Hanks, Halle Berry, Hugo Weaving, Susan Sarandon, Ben Whishaw, Jim

Is that a common term for white fish schmutz?  Sometimes I wonder if Tom throws out these terms and then everyone else parrots them and pretends that they knew them all along.

Who knew Stephen Daldry's mom read The AV Club?

I caught a few minutes of that generic rom-com Morning Glory on cable.  I actually felt a little bad for Rachel McAdams tying so hard to be breezy an winning in the withering shadow of the croaking slab of geriatric resentment that is Harrison Ford.  I know that the character was supposed to cantankerous but there is

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