Why make him into some Darth Vader
For sodomizing one eighth grader?
This man is brilliant, that's for sure—
Authentically, a film auteur.
He gets awards that are his due.
He knows important people, too—
Important people just like us.
And we know how to make a fuss.
Celebrities would just be fools
To play by little people's…

Calvin Trillin said it best
A youthful error? Yes, perhaps.
But he's been punished for this lapse—
For decades exiled from LA
He knows, as he wakes up each day,
He'll miss the movers and the shakers.
He'll never get to see the Lakers.
For just one old and small mischance,
He has to live in Paris, France.
He's suffered slurs…

sacre merde

Actually it was Judah P. Benjamin, Secretary of State, who was Jewish not Vice President Alexander Stevens.

Scary hippies
Aren't these the whacked out hippy parents that Patton Oswalt railed against in his routine? They are the type of people whose kids don't turn out cool and artistic but actually resentful and reactionary.

You damn kids! Doesn't anyone remember Buck Henry's Uncle Roy?

So….Keenan Thompson will have to be off that week?

Anybody catch last Monday's castle? Susan Sullivan, the actress that plays Castle's mother is watching herself in the 1978 pilot for The Incredible Hulk. She was pretty smokin' back then.

That could have been me Jim but only if you were a girl I was failing to impress.

Yes, being a kid in the 70s was awesome. How awesome? This awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Saw REM during the Fables of the Reconstruction tour in Nov. of 1985 at The Orpheum in Memphis. 10000 Maniacs opened. Stipe and Merchant were an item then. I still have all of the early stuff on vinyl even though I never really cared for them post Life's Rich Pageant.

@A of GG: Don't forget those Jefferson two dollar bills.

What makes me feel old? This god-damned thread. 1966….anybody else go see the tall-ships during the bicentennial?

Lay off her about the bj. She had no choice. http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Pong directed by Jim Jarmush, boops by Phillip Glass.

Starcrash
How can you possibly write this masterpiece off given Carline Monroe's space bikini? http://www.wrongsideofthear…

"And the Lord Said…laugh children laugh."
When did they colorize "The Giant Gila Monster"?

Fears be gone, it won't be long
There's a light in the sky
It's okay to look outside
Your love it will abide
And watch the sunrise
bye, Alex

Yeah, it makes you too old to live in the Playboy Mansion.

Adrienne Shelley
Talk about a buzz kill. First realizing that one of those girls is a dude and then remembering that the actress was brutally murdered by a handyman in 2006. He then strung up Shelley's body to make it look like suicide. It was even used as Law & Order plot.