"Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner. Some student—possibly Bart Simpson—has been circulating candy hearts featuring crude, off-colored sentiments. Well let me tell you something, Valentines Day is no joke"

No, having a dad who is a bumbling corrupt cop and having your whole class—even your teacher—make fun of you is probably to blame. I wouldn't go so far as to call Ralph a "victim," but it was heartbreaking to watch him cry when no one gave him a card before Lisa swooped in. It is easy for a kid who is made fun of to…

No, having a dad who is a bumbling corrupt cop and having your whole class—even your teacher—make fun of you is probably to blame. I wouldn't go so far as to call Ralph a "victim," but it was heartbreaking to watch him cry when no one gave him a card before Lisa swooped in. It is easy for a kid who is made fun of to…

I don't know if Bender ever actually killed anyone, but I remember he sacrificed his first born for a robot army. Even the Robot Devil thought that was fucked up.

I don't know if Bender ever actually killed anyone, but I remember he sacrificed his first born for a robot army. Even the Robot Devil thought that was fucked up.

One of the funniest moments was the "Psycho" parody. Skinner, the ultimate Mama's Boy. 

One of the funniest moments was the "Psycho" parody. Skinner, the ultimate Mama's Boy. 

Chief Wiggum: Hey, I have pictures!

Chief Wiggum: Hey, I have pictures!

God how I miss Phil Hartman!

God how I miss Phil Hartman!

"I raise dogs…from the dead."

Marge: "He's not dead!"

Tina: "I don't wanna die a virgin."

One of my all time favorite Simpsons episodes. I especially love Homer's reaction when Kent Brockman informs the viewers they will meet the leader of the revolt: