The person who said Assif has never made them laugh should be checked for lobotomy scars. Dude is brilliant.

Alright! New Pants!
Nothing wrong with a nice pair of sturdy Dockers, right off the rack!

I also think you have the wrong song in mind, because those two don't even have a passing resemblance. He says "I am gonna stand my ground" in "Rise to Me", so maybe that's what you're thinking of.

"Dylan's Sara off Blood on the Tracks mentions that he "stayed up for days in the Chelsea Hotel, writing Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands for you.""

Natalie Portman walked out of my masturbation fantasy the other night. Thankfully, nearly every actress in the industry was in consideration for the role.

Speaking of Waite, I wish Tom Waits would be his band leader. He'd carry on Max's proud tradition of awkward interchanges…the Youtube clips of the Don Lane Show interviews for reference.

"Drop" by the Red House Painters. If you know, you know

"On their own on my stereo they are still fine songs, but not something I'd really want to listen to out of context."

Zilcho, that would be perfect and amazing. Was that just a witty remark or did you actually hear whisperings of that?

say*, not saw

Terry Gilliam directing?
I saw Tom Waits as Golem.

Well, it is…

Clarke: Hey kids, I heard on the news they've spotted Santa's sleigh over New York!
Eddie: Are you serious, Clark?

Merry Christmas!
Shitter's full!

Well that didn't work. Screw.

invasive advertisements like these*

Ah, sound advice. Not that I don't want to support AVC and keep the ad dollars flowing, but invasive advertisements like drive me to ad block.

*golf clap*

I'd like to take this opportunity
To say, please, scrap the Newcastle Ads. The guy walking across my screen drives me nuts…I've accidentally clicked him so many times.

Nice! But what about AD
You alluded to it, but Kevin was great in his Arrested Development bit part. One of my favorite jokes, on the daddy daughter day episode, when they're in the interrogation room.