6 minutes is more time than I'm willing to spend on anything Entourage related.

I’ll go find some hos to prioritize behind you.

I scrolled through at least 20 random tracks and had only heard one of the songs before. I had also only heard of maybe 5 of the artists. When I did decide to expand my music tastes and click "Play Now" to listen to a track that had been deemed a "banger," it took me to an annoying ad for "Mac Tracker."

When contract renewals came around, he demanded too much dough.

The Three-Fifths Compromise is found in Article 1, Section 2, Paragraph 3 of the American Broadcasting Constitution and reads as follows:

There are far too many to fully recall, but here's a few:

I was totally egg-specting someone to make that egg-zact pun.

My friends and I recently discussed playing a golf style variation of bowling where you put the bumpers down and attempt to get the lowest score.

I always order my coffee, "black, just like my ex wife's heart" which rarely gets the chuckle I would expect.

I have the weirdest boner.

Yeah, I really don't get the Starbucks coffee hate either. Is it the best coffee in the world? No, certainly not, but it's a hell of a lot better than most other options for a quick cup in the morning. I'll take a Starbucks over a McCafe or Circle K cup of coffee any day of the week.

As a kid I kept every SNES game I had and the box. When I left for college I took the games but ditched the boxes. 2 years ago I finally had the sell my copy of Earthbound.

Excuse me, are we talking about Earthbound?

Damn you Whovian. I only clicked on this article to post that link. I will add though that Less Than Jake used to sell a shirt with the text "If you don't like Whoas fuck you" Or something to that effect anyway, I cannot believe there is not a single picture on the internet of this very specific t-shirt from the mid…

*Spoiler alert, I guess, kinda*

Not sure how I missed frug already pointing this out. Whoops.

My mind immediately went to Friends and “The One With The Embryos” for the "Trivia questions are asked" Probably based on my remembering this article http://www.avclub.com/artic…

For years that was a joke that never really landed for me until recently. Suddenly something clicked inside my head and it became transcendentally hilarious.

I remember that cover vividly from my countless hours spent roaming the aisles of Blockbuster looking for something decent to rent. I never got desperate enough to actually go through with renting it though.

My dad loves this show, which of course means I have no interest in watching it. I'm 33 years old and I still hate westerns because my dad likes them (Deadwood being the only exception). I guess my 14 year old punk rock "fuck you dad" self is still stuck deep in my brain somewhere.