Big Red Bear!
That's Big Red Bear!

I'd tap the guy from Miami Blues, though.

Alec Baldwin Got Very Fat, Very Quickly
He sure did.

WHO'S LIFE IS MORE PATHETIC: DEE'S OR CHARLIE'S
I'd say Charlie's, what with the cat food and all.

DOES EVERYBODY AT 30 ROCK HATE BILL HADER OR SOMETHING?
Bill Hader is flippin hilarious and yet these guys never give him anything to do. He hasn't had a good sketch all year on the regular show and I don't remember him making a single appearance on any of these Thursday night dealies. What gives?

WHY DIDN'T THEY CALL THE COPS WHEN THEY GOT ROBBED?
Just sayin'

It worked great in the original British version but, yeah, this is a different show and they should just move on already. I did like it when Michael turned up the volume on his mike tonight, though.

I THINK I WOULD'VE PREFERRED
An entire episode of Holly and Michael at the office, anxiously anticipating their first boning session. Didn't it feel like they rushed through that a bit tonight? I mean, how great was that scene where they're playing cards?

Bork