Can I please have that dream? It sounds good.

When did O'Neal become Yoda?
"Howard has been chasing very publicly Bardem" Am I reading that correctly?

And although his teeth did look pretty funny (come on), the overbite definitely gave his voice an uncommon and unmistakable quality. He wouldn't have been Freddie without them.

Ooh, I second this idea.

. . . Superman, and I know what's happening.

Dad?

Can one commit firstie failure in someone else's thread? It's not even the first thread. What in god's name is Omaha trying to do to my mind?

It really threw me for a surreal loop for a moment until I realized it was a mistake.

Second impression? CancerAIDS. But you already knew that, didn't you?

Surely they'll get to it shortly.

If Maroon is a new gimmick, that's some serious commitment.

My daughter is three and even when I'm being dry she'll say, "Dad, you're making jokes." How does she know that? She's three for god's sake.

I'm sorry T-Bone.

Amen to the Shivers special ed. I will sign your petition, Clark.

Clue was one of my favorite movies as a kid. I haven't seen it for nigh on 20 years. My memories of it are of a silly romp. I never would have thought of it for this column. I'll have to check it out with more mature and pretentious eyes.

This movie seems lonely.
Does no one have any love for poor John Cena (that's who that is, isn't it?). The poor trailer's been up there for almost three weeks and no one's commented on it. That's just sad. Poor movie.

Okay,
but I was expecting chili.

I would have taken this one too (mu third today and third ever), but I stopped to read.

Second Firstie
Wow. I never thought it would happen.

Really?
First? Do I get CancerAIDS?