"Jay-z is so popular. Click here to find out why!"

said the guy plowing a MILF and drinking spoiled milk

a lot of us kind of think it is your fault

the day is young! onwards and downwards!

sorry about that, but to be fair, you do seem like a prick

christ almighty I'd rather eat tacks than finish this conversation. You're on the wrong website if this kind of boring inhuman data is what you're after, for one. And it entirely dismisses entire fields of music art and literary criticism. To me what makes criticism of art interesting is hearing smart people talk…

again, I don't agree. Apart from questioning the entire concept of an objective review, I think it's actually important to judge things, especially things like books and tv, in the larger context of society and other created works.

no I'm saying it right now

that's not true either. Whether something is FOR someone doesn't mean you can't evaluate it. You're being very arbitrary about this.

my girl and I watched this episode and we both decided he seemed "very nice"

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I can prove both assertions wrong with vampires - bestseller - Twilight, tv - Tru blood

that's not true at all. you know what's going to suck? the next adam sandler movie. I'll happily take bets.

they turned me down in 1991 when I pitched the Aerosmith themed Panda Express - Wok This Way

true, true

He hates himself enough already.

too hot

actually, in a weird twist, he thinks Con Air is the best example of intelligent high budget film making.

I don't know why they didn't just give him the Fraction Hawkeye costume. It's by far the most reasonable looking and still very cool.

he travels throughout time, shouting at various historical events. He especially enjoys finding and yelling at the biggest liars in history.