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I can't imagine Willem Dafoe's pubes being helpful in any situation really.

SOMEONE TELL JEAN VAL JEAN TO MEET US AT THE PATISSERIE!! IT'S GONNA GET BONNNNNNKERS!!!

WOW! THAT SOUNDS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

same producer too. That dude's got THE TOUCH OF DEATH

oh come on man, I really like their record Wincing The Nighzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

bummer…the new album sounds really good too. Shame, that.

Talk about a weird PLACEMENT. Unless the PRODUCT the Jets want is to have a dude who doesn't know how to throw footballs.

where's the big red no?

"Indeed, everyone should just lie back and try to enjoy it. "

First Comedy Bang Bang, now this?

Well, this is embarrassing. I've been telling everyone I know that I'm America's Vulture…

For some reason, I was really hoping this article was about Cronenberg sitting down and enjoying some TV.

BUSTED!!

"I suppose there’s a few more obvious Japanese stereotypes to plunder."
did armisen get booed for his asain chef impression? I wasn't paying super close attention, but I kind of remember that happening…

This newswire totally out-breakingbads the previous one.

there's nothing worse than a nude woman, am I right fellas?

GROSS

and the economy

my favorite made up GBV songs are:
Reverse Finger Coldsore
Oblivion House
Reflection of The Century Planet
Doldrum Collision
Folded Alarm Clock Battery
Toggle Hose Trench Inspector