God this is a good quote…
"I KNEW THIS CHICK ONCE WHO ATE DIRT WHEN SHE WAS LITTLE. I BET SHED FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIT"

A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.

When I saw
This guy's picture in thumbnail form on the main site, I thought it was Anil Kapoor's brother in 24 that stabbed a dude in the neck. And I thought, "Is this guy really important enough to be doing an interview with?"

This is one of the better Kimmel bits, and I'm a big Kimmel fan.

Sri Lankan=nationality (IE I'm American)
Tamil is one of the main ethnic tribes of Sri Lanka (although I believe the minority group. The Sinhalese are the majority. Please, somebody correct me if I'm wrong here).

Any time badass new music comes out, it's a great day.

The aftermath looks even worse this morning. Shit.

Connect Four!
Is four in a row a Yahtzee or something?

Connect Four!
Is four in a row a Yahtzee or something?

Jesus Christ…
watching this video for about the 57th time doesn't make him seem like any less of a pathetic, sleazebag loser. Blago sucks.

Jesus Christ…
watching this video for about the 57th time doesn't make him seem like any less of a pathetic, sleazebag loser. Blago sucks.

Jesus Christ…
watching this video for about the 57th time doesn't make him seem like any less of a pathetic, sleazebag loser. Blago sucks.

…
Uno, dos, tres; Toca la pared…

@ The Quirk - Alpha Protocol looks great. I'm not an RPG guy just because I'm sick of having to choose between a half-elf/half-wizard with a focus on magic or a human/dwarf spawn who wields and axe and shield. Longstoryloner, I'm fucking sick of the fantasy angle. Alpha Protocol looks like Jason Bourne in RPG form,…

Isn't it a bit too early…
…to start rebooting a franchise that isn't even dead yet? Just because Batman and Star Trek had great reboots doesn't mean every franchise needs one.

Cantfindium > Unobtanium > Subtlonium > Plainsightium

Yeah, the second one looks like a smaller penis just dodged a bullet (the bullet being a "penis-catching laptop"). The first one looks like the penis has been pwned.

"Best quality, Best reputation, Best services Service is our Lift."

I bought The Mars Volta's new album, Octahedron. And I bought The Bad Plus' new album as well, a jazz trio from Minneapolis/St. Paul, my hometown. It's called For All I Care.

The Australian Chick…
is Nicky Whelan, and I'd like to do something sex-related with her, expressed by a pun using the term "down under."