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This game…
is getting putrid to subpar reviews everywhere else.

How about, Taint-Ticklingly?

Tastes a lot like happy

How about, "My Name is Girl" as the TV sequel to the smash movie hit "The Hot Chick" starring Rob Schneider?

First Rihanna and Chris Brown get in a fight, then Kelis and Nas divorce…

My guess is that ladydisdaine is a user just like us who was annoyed with that lady constantly being in the corner of his screen on this website.

Brad Turner…
is a way better director for 24 than Jon Cassar. Turner has done most of the episodes this season, and he uses split screens much more effectively than Cassar, which I like. Cassar is sort of in Brett Ratner territory, where he doesn't know how to keep a consistent tone with his directing. It's dry and

@Gringo Starr
"Tony/Hotness spinoff? Now that I can get behind."

Queefi?

Would that segment on Martha Stewart…
…make you avoid it more, or actually watch once?

Smoking hot Agent Freckles Hotness Rack Bauer.

It's sort of inbetween the console camera angle and the old-school bird's eye view. It works great, and you can actually tweak a setting that moves the camera up a bit when you drive so you can see what's coming.

Ummm…
Are interested people supposed to just shoot you guys an e-mail? Or should they include such thins as a resume and contact info?

"$10,000 DOLLARS!.. -ah!"

The music was spot-on rip-off of TDK music. They even did the little razor wire on metal strings sound that the joker always had as his theme in TDK.

I will not be watching this show.

Oh I've never had issues with Windows or their computers either. I love Windows, wouldn't trade it for anything.

The DS is the best "I'm-on-the-toilet" invention of the last 5 years. It's perfect for killing ten minutes. ALso good for long car/train/plane rides. Basically anytime you would like to kill time, the DS is there for you. Picross, anybody?

Don't forget about hot lesbian assassin Mia Kirshner, who started on 24.

If Bill wouldn't have run over there, it wouldn't have drawn all the guards over to that area. It's all for a reason. Never doubt Bauer.