There's a big snowstorm on deck for tomorrow - so…. no? Also, husband and I are both sick. So… double no?

I… I didn't even read the whole thing.

I'm boring and I prefer a B&W milkshake please.

I don't believe he's an actual human. A soulless cooking cyborg, maybe, but definitely not a human.

I've seen the baked nacho cheese, but can't find the cool ranch. Popchips sour cream and onion are a pretty good alternative, but it's not the same.

The only thing that'll get that smell out is Irish Spring.

Plain potato chips really are the best snack food. Kettle cooked, please.

Whatever happened to the baked Cool Ranch Doritos? Sometimes I like to pretend I'm healthy when I eat half a bag of chips.

Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!

Ivory is also a tower.

There was a Baja something or other flavor out a long time ago. Those were damned delicious.

I'm not much of a donut person either, but a fresh donut right out of the fryer is a different story altogether.

A DD went out business in Maine?! That is a big deal. DD and New England go together like spaghetti and meatballs.

I am not a fan of their coffee. It doesn't taste… strong? enough. It's like its missing something. I like my coffee to metaphorically punch me in the face when I drink it. Dunkin's lacks that power.

I swear they cook those donuts in pure lard.

What up y'all? I have a few free moments today, so I just wanted to say BAM and hello.

I am a fan of 1800, but, uh, I just use it for shots.

I drank 2/3rds of a bottle of wine last night (having dranken the first third on Monday night) and finished another, more different bottle over the weekend. January is apparently red wine season at my house.

Franz Ferdinand - This Fire

Look guys! I'm here today!