Ugh, that is so hard. I left the last job I had before this one because that layoff crap was going on and not being handled well at all. In as much as they canned half my department on my birthday. One of them had just given me a present!

NOPE! Joy to the WORRRRRRLLDDDD because I am really tired of working in HR.

Um, I have no reason to bring the hate for NJ. Although I don't particularly like driving on their Turnpike. Or the Garden State Parkway! Every three miles it's like "Pay 30 cents!"

Ooh I like the handmarks idea! Maybe after I'm done handing out candy for the kids.

I APPLIED TO A DIFFERENT JOB!

Ha! Mr. W often works with Yum! Brands and the general consensus is that Papa John is a giant douchelord.

Oldie but Goodie: Vampire Weekend, "Oxford Comma"
Workout: Britney Spears, "Work Bitch"
I Want This Played at My Funeral: ELO, "Sweet Talkin' Woman"
Upbeat song, sad lyrics: Talking Heads, "Road to Nowhere"
Upbeat song, fucked up lyrics: Warren Zevon, "Excitable Boy"
Wild Card: Weird Al Yankovic, "White & Nerdy"…

I hope it was you that deleted my edit about Richard Scarry's Lowly Worm. I said his favorite song is NWA's "Straight Outta Compton", which he would bump from his apple car at every chance.

WORKOUT MIX! Get ready for some seriously embarrassing stuff, y'all!

Going to meet my baby sister at the hospital in New Jersey! Ha ha, she was born in New Jersey! (ha ha I secretly don't have any problem with New Jersey)

I will be Cheryl/Carol Tunt, and my spouse guy will be Dr. Krieger.

Satan can do that?

2spoopy!

Because it is freaking horrific!

AHHHHHHH do we have to talk about Harold every year?!?! D:

Here he is in '03: http://tinyurl.com/ke8cbv4

Agree. The clean shave helps, too.

Holding out for seeing Gary Sinise's sinuses.

That look on his face is like "Ooh, there's cake in the conference room, but I've gotta hold it together for this interview first and then I can go get cake."

I loled. And I felt bad for it.