"Daddy's Soul Donut. Do not eat."

I have been doing this since I started my first job. Not oldness, just good old-fashioned being disrupted by people who need me to do actual work. Those jagweeds.

Good lord. That comment thread. I need to go bleach my eyeballs.

Pretty much. I mean… oh man… after reading too many of those comments, I am changing. Noo! Get away! SAVE YOURSELF!! GRAWWWARRRGHHHH

Seriously. My eyes! MY EYES!

Sound logic is sound.

Perish the thought!

Right? Nice save!

That's pretty common, though.

I will never downvote a shart.

This is such an obscure HSR thing, but on one of the Halloween answering machines, Homestar said he was "Dead Guy Perez, alternately known as the DGP, and I'm coming to your house." and then you hear some stomping sounds and he "knocks over the… thing". One of my all-time fav HSR moments.

It's a marriage founded solely on our mutual love of Homestar Runner.

I'm sad that I first saw this on a Stepbrothers related post. This new commenting system is a prison! On the planet bullshit! In the galaxy of this sucks camel dicks!

Prometheus was released last summer, though.

I go maybe 3-4 times a year. It's damn expensive. One of the best theater movies in recent memory was when I saw Contagion at the Tropic in Key West. They sell wine in Solo cups there. Plus that movie was dope.

I'm as disgruntled as I've ever been!

Spice Weasel's Diary

The strangest thing about Senor Cardgage is everyone knows a guy like Senor Cardgage.

YUP. My husband and I had that background on our office computer for quite some time.

Yesterday, upon leaving the house for a run, my husband put on his "Inaugural Chase the Police and Santa, Too!" 5k race shirt and said "This year, I want to start The Decemberween Classic."