Next week he goes to Ikea… in SWEDEN!

I peacock this!

Yeah, the body has a way to shut that whole talking about rape process down.

That's messed up.

Coming soon to Bravo:
The Real Housewives of Beekeepers!

Single Female Lawyer
Havin lotsa sex!

That would be my in-laws!  My father-in-law teaches welding at MMA, and my mother-in-law is an editor at Wooden Boat.  It doesn't get more Mainey than that!

The loner is usually a great guy and doesn't feel the need to constantly profess how great he is. GAAAG ended up getting us super lost on our walk home that night and instead of trying to find a way back, he insisted on many long pauses so he could sing arena rock in the middle of the street.  YOLO?

Univ of Delaware!  Blue Hens activate!

This is grim but hilarious, which is pretty much my favorite kind of humor.

Peyton Manning is my football boyfriend.  As I'm genetically predisposed to Eagles fandom, this is upsetting to my family.  He's great, though.

I brought that total to TWO last month.

Yeah, and how slutty of me to want to start dating that guy!  Whoa!  Scale it back, College Me!

Ummmm it was the hockey house, so I am pretty sure it was rock and/or roll that was playing.

Oh, I am so sorry.  That is the worst!  Boooo to UTIs.  I never had one until last winter and didn't know what was wrong with me and would up letting it go for WAY too long.  At one point I was laying down on the floor of my office in tears.  I seriously though it was just lady problems.  Finally I went to the doc and…

I'm sure some of those bitches still call me that.  Mr. W told me once that two of them were having a big discussion at him about how he needs to stay away from me and find someone better etc. etc. and this very sweet boho hippie that lived with the two gossips finally stood up and shouted "Why don't you two leave…

Through a series of very fortunate events:

Put yo hands up if you love wonton!

Womp, you are way better at this than I am.  The only digestif I ever drink is Limoncello…

I put sriracha into my usual martini last Friday.  Hachi machi!  Then I went to a bar I don't usually visit (it's a little hoity-toity/above my age rance) and ate awesome food and drank DFH Punkin Ale on tap and could hear everything my husband said without having to shout, and the bartender and restaurant manager…