So Drive meets boobs and Liam Neeson motorboats them while Ryan Gosling stares ultra-pensively into the distance?

Don't the Beliebers participate in similar shenanigans?

Did you like paddle boarding?  I've heard mixed reviews…

Same.  The weather was pretty gross all weekend, though.

Fast 7: The Fast and the Sloppy

Happy Birthday, and gratz on the non-death!

Pretty alright - went to the beach Fri night - Sun afternoon, so I used Monday to catch up on some stuff around the house since I leave for Maine early Thursday morning for a wedding which normally I would be psyched about but I think it's going to be stressful because the bride is being a real bride.

I can't remember?  Do we like Gattaca?

Only three.

What about tweets that say "LOL the White House can stab me in the face any time!  TEAM DC xoxo <333333333333333333"?

Thinking about this more, I wonder if the manner in which Chappelle just quit the show and abruptly dropped off the map feeds into this behavior in his audience.  Even in the comments on this article, many people are asking "Does he still have it?", so it's the idea that he has to prove himself.

Goddammit Philly.  We would boo Bill Burr.

The whole Dane Cook thing is so crazy too.  He performs for stadiums!  Or, at least, he did.  And he does get heckled, but iirc, it's in the "drunk obnoxious jerk yelling random stuff" category.

Right?  It's a strange phenomenon, but again, his situation is really different than most stand ups.  And typically, when people are seeing a stand up, they're usually upset when it's material they've heard before.  My dad saw Kevin James right after Sweat the Small Stuff premiered on Comedy Central; he did that exact…

I'm trying to think of another comedian who has this happen to him or her on as consistent a basis as Chappelle.  I know his situation is pretty different from most currently performing comedians out there… but when Aziz Ansari does a show, for example, do people scream for him to talk about R. Kelly again?  Or talk…

Illinois
Fewer Dickheads than Connecticut, Maybe?

By that logic, I should stop trying all new things, including food that isn't French fries, because if other food is so great, why do I still keep coming back to French fries?

Sweet Jesus, this is the best ever.

I am so, so late to this, but when the fuck did Chris Hardwick become the sounding board leader of all things "nerd culture"?!

Are you for real?!  I was elated when the extra half hour was added.  Fox 29 aw yeah