My dad is in his late 50s and starting to go that route as well.  His love for Reagan rivaled that of Jack Donaghy's, but I think he's just… calmer? now.  He doesn't just decide he agrees with something because it's what a Republican dude thinks.  Also he has two grown daughters who have made it very clear no one gets…

@avclub-525f76574b3a2a5bcb4da793c92a16fb:disqus There are dozens of them!  DOZENS!

The fact that the basis this show is pretty much "Dads, amirite, lol?" should really be a tipoff that it's going to also be super racist and just teeming with sexism as well. It's a veritable buffet of offensive material!

It gets crazier than Heisenberg on cook day faster than you can blink!

Holy shitballs.  I have a hangover from reading that.

Chipmunks did it!

Oh my sweet zombie Jesus.  These squirrels were obviously inspired by the ones that lived on my college campus.  They would jump out of trash cans at you.

What happened, happened.  No sense in beating yourself up.  Just be safe!

I thought I saw a statistic somewhere that said August is the month with the most birthdays.  But it was probably on a Snapple cap or Roflcopterfacts.com or some biz like that.  My dad is one of 11 and six of them were born in November.  Which just means there wasn't shit else to do in the Mid-Atlantic area back in…

Would you like a piece of birthday cake for $11.95?
Yes, please.
BAM!

@ComradeQuestions:disqus - I dunno.  My Instagram friends seem to go balls deep when it comes to the meaningful beauty in everyday life via their 'grams.  I have no time for such meaning.  But I do have time for jokes.  And I got jokes.

*tweets*

"The Duh-Vinci Code" is one of my all-time favorite episodes.  My husband (who rarely texts) will text me quotes from that episode if he knows I'm having a bad day.

Great great news!

If an amusement park doesn't have churros, I want no part of it.

Live at the Beacon Theater did have the bit about him getting high in Kansas City and not handling it very well, which my friends and I will randomly quote.  "I have to leave because the air is hitting my arm in a weird way and they can tell."

God I LOVED Children of Men.  So terrific in the theater!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

You crazy!