Wah - I'm not on my A-game!

Nah, that lizard was sent to Belize

Me too.  Fuckin' Belize.

I've taken dumps better than this.
-Hank Schrader

#reschedulethebudgetmeeting

Yeah, that was genuinely upsetting.

Hahaha best phrase ever

Life is like a hurricane
Here in
ABQ

That Marie/Skyler scene was hard to watch.

I'm afraid I can't do that, @Dikachu:disqus

It's no fun if they don't catch air!

The maimings will continue until morale improves.

Those are razors?!

This is sad and true.

Ugh, fine.

That's so Spidey!

Happy Birthday!  I'd put on an elaborate stage performance for you, but I have weak ankles and suffer from serious human error, so I'm just gonna leave it to the professionals.

Heeding the advice of their IT department, they turned it back on again.

Wait, we can just blame serious injury of others on human error?  Exxxxxxxxxcellent.

Murphy Brown!