Right now I am here.

Nor his mom, for that matter.  Poor Charlie. :(

And touching of butts.  And zombie muppets.

I laughed my ass off when that popped up.  Goddamn is that a good joke.

*Peggy Olson reaction face*

AHHHHHH that's probably exactly what he would say!  I'd just give him a flippant Bridget Lancaster-esque retort.

The newest weekend tradition in Chez Weasel is having wine and cheese (or beer and cheese, in the case of Mr. W) while we watch America's Test Kitchen and A Taste of History with Walter Staib.  Fucking awesome shows, even with the inclusion of Christopher Kimball.

http://www.project1999.org/…

YES.  I'm sure truer things have been said on the internet, but this is top ten material, easy.

This bottle of maple syrup is from 1996!  Worth 50 loonies!

I love Cuke!  It's like heaven in a can!

"It is a network."

@avclub-eac75edc18b8546c46893fe4b75ab995:disqus  Don't let him fool you!  Magic City is actually filmed in Hackensack, NJ.

Look at this bozo, never heard of "jabroni".

WTF, for real?!

I can see the pitch meeting now:

Starz promotes its shows?

I saw a billboard for it this one time!

I can't look at a Pottery Barn catalog without seeing designs ripped off from the Nostromo.

You're Larry Bird.