Cookie Spice Weasel has a nice ring to it - but I daren't besmirch the original.

Yeah, I definitely did NOT see that thing.  And now I'm sad that I missed it. :(

My favorite Phillie is still the Phanatic.

Pretty much - although I do like Halloween.  But the Jason/Freddy stuff has never been my thing.

Good luck to you!  They'll get you fixed up.

Fuck bras in general.  Especially the ones with underwire.

Like the golf tournament we do/are forced into at my job?

It's not the death sentence I deserve, but it's the death sentence I need.

This is correct.

Gratz!  Take it easy on the knees!

I'm gonna go ahead and say no…

Sorry.  What I meant to say is green salad with nothin' good on it and beer are delicious together.

Happy Birthday!

That does look extra comfy.  How is sizing weird?  I already have a gigantic rib cage, so that tends to complicate things.

F. I don't really like watermelon.

INTERNET RAGE!

Good luck finding a roommate!

Year-round is ok, but I can't find any good one for less than $2 a pop lately.

Whatever, I want to see Pacific Rim.  And I will see it.  And next weekend I will see The Conjuring.  And then I will never sleep again.  With that observation in mind, do you like slasher horror or psychological thriller when it comes to your scary movies?

I really don't want to turn off Random Access Memories (I swear I need an intervention from this album), but here goes: