THIS BLONDE BOND HELPED A GIRL WITH A DRAGON TATTOO!
DANEIL CRIAG

Well, how else are they going to teach their kids about comas?

Are you fucking kidding me?!?!  I'm 30 years old and there were parts of that movie where I had to leave the room (I watched it at home).  WTF is wrong with people?!

This is what happened when I saw Panic Room

@avclub-1441762ea1630bc0605fdcef3984e996:disqus - That's like my Talker Dad!  Dude, it's one thing if you're going to be a dummy around a bunch of other adults, but don't teach kids that behavior!

Yes - any stench, whether it was intended to be pleasant or not, is extremely unwelcome and rude.  But I still encourage appropriately-timed farts.

…or so you think.
*smash cut to flickering match*
*sound of deep, labored breathing*
*a woman's bloodcurdling scream is heard*
SUMMER 2014
*trailer ends*

@avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus - ugh, that is SO ANNOYING.  I have to say (and some Californians will probably have examples of the opposite) that my theater experiences on the west coast have been WAY better than when I go to the movies here on the good ol' east coast.  In fact, I make it a point to…

Exactly.  Whenever I want to see something that's scary, or will have spectacular visuals, I will shell out the money for a theater visit. Otherwise, I will enjoy it at home on my couch.

During Shutter Island, I turned around to some bro who was crinkling and talking away and I just said "BE COOL." and that shut him up.

Four score and seven Lincoln trailers ago…

So THAT'S who yelled that when I went to see Flight…

It's like 27 Dresses, but in the 19th century.  That Eponine's never gonna find a man! *z-snap*

I usually try to do this, but am not often afforded the chance.  I am definitely going to make it a point to get to the movies more this summer.

Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's what she said!

Farting's ok.  Hell, when done appropriately, farting's ENCOURAGED.  e.g., at the end of a trailer for a movie you definitely won't see, or DURING a trailer where Intense Voice Over Guy is asking the audience a rhetorical question followed by a long pause.

Old Man Yells at Cloud:

When I saw Prometheus last summer, there was loud groaning sometime around the 5th trailer.  Ridiculous.

The more I hang around the AVC, the more I realize how ill-suited I am to NEW pop culture, at least of the movie and TV variety, anyway.  I've been to the movies exactly twice in the last six months.  Mostly because of how much it freaking costs, but also because no one knows how to sit down and watch a movie without…

There's a really long trailer about the North Korea nukes before they get to the Europe ones.