I always wanted to be like Penny from Inspector Gadget when I was a kid.  She had a book that was a computer, a very smart dog, and an UNCLE (thanks, Hat!) who was a total moron BUT that only meant she could use his powers at her disposal.  "Eh, I don't wanna clean my room.  Let's go-go Gadget-copter to the beach."

These are all reasons I'd fit in.  Honestly, I'd just take over Rory's spot in the family.  Lorelai seems like a great mom.

Seconded!  I wanna be a Gilmore Girl.  I wouldn't date douchelords like Logan Huntzberger and then steal a boat.

When I wasn't peeling potatoes with my Irish side of the family.

I like it.

That's the title of his film. Regular Italians Doin' Stuff

I'm Italian and I approve this comment.

The suspense is killing me.

Someone oughta dig him outta there.

Spell-mageddon will be a terrible, terrible show.

*punches talking moose head*

Please tell me they will discuss marble columns at some point… otherwise, I am out.

Anything to keep Lindsey Buckingham from getting a word in.

Something about how Jennifer Aniston and Nick Offerman are the same age and no one would bring up his age if he stripped.  I, for one, welcome this idea of a Nick Offerman striptease.

I like it when they sound like singing robots.

Bone Rucks & Harmony?

NBC: It's Fresh.
*crosses arms in front of chest*

I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM IN THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME

I think you mean who the ruck is Darius Fucker…

They set us up the record!