If only Dave had penned some more… cryptic writings.

Wow it's like everyone in the comments is… super colliding.

Also, Back to the Future 2 came out in 1989, four years after the original.

Pissed off? If I was that close to a horse's wiener, I'd be worried about being pissed ON!

Black Napkins will make you cry.

After reading paragraph four, I said, "what?"
After reading paragraph five, I said, "WHAT?!"

Help us Obi Leem Lubany, you're our only hope.

Wow, so the woman who's supposed to have the divine voice of over-the-hill rock and roll salvation isn't even credited in the trailer? That's nice. AND BRUCE WILLIS.

The real tragedy is that no one wanted to play Netrunner with me.

I remember at one point they took away First Strike and I was all like noooooooo and then I stopped playing and then I heard they brought back First Strike and I was like well YEAH duh

Yes. Me too, this.

Demonic Tutor was my absolute favorite card.

And also I would have gone with Pensylvester — but I don't know what the script reads.

it should mean "inferior" … but it does not.

You guys are going to make me jump off a Cliff Burton.

Hey, so long as he's not doing this naked… in the rain…

Yeah, I agree.

WOO!

Fucking cocksucker.

As a huge Jackie Brown admirer, I appreciate this analogy.