It's powdered sugar, sir… and it's delicious.

Man, I saw MESHUGGAH this week, and have been riding high on my usual blend of thrash, death, and sludge metal… and then I find this column, and listen to these tracks, and now my ears start bleeding.

Man, I saw MESHUGGAH this week, and have been riding high on my usual blend of thrash, death, and sludge metal… and then I find this column, and listen to these tracks, and now my ears start bleeding.

Good god radio rock is still as awful as ever. That Soundgarden song is embarrassing; this coming from a diehard fan of Badmotorfinger.

Good god radio rock is still as awful as ever. That Soundgarden song is embarrassing; this coming from a diehard fan of Badmotorfinger.

Have you heard of Community? It's a tv show.

Have you heard of Community? It's a tv show.

Jeeeesuuuus loves marijuaaaaaaanaaaaaa, Jeeeeeeeesuuuuuuuuusss loves marijuaaaaaaaaaaaana, Jeeeeesuuhuhuhuhuhuhsssss loves marijuaaaaaaAHnaaaaa, and driiiiiiinking human blooooooood

Jeeeesuuuus loves marijuaaaaaaanaaaaaa, Jeeeeeeeesuuuuuuuuusss loves marijuaaaaaaaaaaaana, Jeeeeesuuhuhuhuhuhuhsssss loves marijuaaaaaaAHnaaaaa, and driiiiiiinking human blooooooood

Here's wishing you a tickle in the anus, McKean.

Here's wishing you a tickle in the anus, McKean.

listen to "Rain," "Spiritwalker," and "Edie (Ciao Baby)" … or not, but yeah, good tunes

listen to "Rain," "Spiritwalker," and "Edie (Ciao Baby)" … or not, but yeah, good tunes

Pour boiling water over the tea. How much simpler could the instructions be?!

Pour boiling water over the tea. How much simpler could the instructions be?!

METALLICA WAS BETTER IN THE 80s

METALLICA WAS BETTER IN THE 80s

The fact that Chris Goss was involved is very interesting, and makes me even more excited to hear the record. Maybe I'll go put on Sunrise on the Sufferbus right now while I wait. I hear there's ants in the kitchen baby… I just thought I'd let you know.

The fact that Chris Goss was involved is very interesting, and makes me even more excited to hear the record. Maybe I'll go put on Sunrise on the Sufferbus right now while I wait. I hear there's ants in the kitchen baby… I just thought I'd let you know.

That concert was the most unrealistic part of the episode, the show so far, and maybe television history.