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Was it Epistemology of the Closet where Eve Sedgwick writes about how two men competing over a woman is masking a sexual relation between the men?

Plus, he's wearing a hat.

Have you not seen the photos of Rihanna after the beating? Just because a woman slaps you, the proper response is never to "punch her in the left eye with his right hand (and) continue to punch her in the face… caus[ing] her mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter over her clothing and the interior of the…

I care @avclub-7dc8b441cf4e6fe9bc806679c4579e68:disqus but I'm Canadian and you're preaching to the choir.

Gherkins the Manservant. But I think he died of exhaustion. They say it's something only celebrities suffer from, but it's felled such venerable commenters like mbs as well.

Could have asked him if he considered George W. Bush at all when he crafted his performance as Meek. What a missed opportunity!

When you do get him, make sure you ask him his wine, Two Paddocks. And then order some.

I remember she used to get trolled pretty unrelentingly. It was a bad time for the AV Club. The moderators just stayed inside their castle and they never came out.

We integrated the black internet and the white internet. They were tough times but we pulled through.

Is Stacey2093582309 still around or did she hook up with Justin534233673?

I have your baby in me, Giraffe!

The inescaple "fish out of water" story.

Today's republicans barely resemble the vampire-hunting republicans of Lincoln's party.

Needs more dubstep.

It's always shady when someone won't even be transparent enough to show you the financial statements you're contractually granted the right to see.

I've never actually been. I've just read way too much Fredric Jameson.

The second Death Star wasn't even finished construction when they shot there!

Has there been a movie that's made use of the particular qualities of the Westin Bonaventure Hotel in LA? It seems like it'd be a good setting for a 1970s existentialist film. Being that it's apparently impossible to navigate one's own way out without help.

Hasn't it been replaced completely by The Office, Two and a Half Men, and The Big Bang Theory yet?