She's run out of parents to name albums after (that I know of). She'll need to keep popping them out to stay in the record eponym business.

But does she have more records than the KGB?

I managed to sit through both Paul Blart and Beverly Hills Chihuahua when they appeared on cable. I just had to—HAD TO—try to understand their popularity. But they are two of the most boring movies I've ever seen and offensive only by way of being so bland and inoffensive, if that makes sense. The one thing I now…

I liked this episode, but the musical number was easily the best part. I watched it twice. I just wish it had more Jason Segel instead of including the other cast members, especially since I had that clip of them doing Les Mis in my head.

Yeah, but HBO Canada airs The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom too so it's not like they made a decision to be topical.

Liam Neeson drowns himself in starring in crappy movies like you or I would in booze after we lose someone we love.

I first read Cedric the Entertainer's show as about "a former baseball player who must deal with the consequences when his son and young granddaughter come back to life." That sounded kind of… better… ah, who am I kidding myself, I still wouldn't watch it.

I thought Keith's review was positive. Sure, he only gave it a C+, but that's better than I expected for the vampire matrix.

Undead was an incompetent, unwatchable piece of shit. I'm glad this review makes it sound like they're improving. Vampires is an improvement on zombies, right?

Didn't he sign Kenny Powers to the Tampa Bay Rays?

Alternatively, a good English in Scotland romantic comedy: I Know Where I'm Going! I think that one didn't even have the originally intended groom ever even show up on screen, plus it had Roger Livesey!

I saw that Anakin Skywalker/Jessica Alba flop, Awake, when it was on TV. It was impossibly even more stupid than the description. If I wasn't already paying for the premium cable, I wouldn't have let that movie inside my house.

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Yeah, fuck Kenneth Branagh. Wasn't he also in Wild Wild West, so, you know, he…yeah…

They completely wasted the Gwen and George Stacy characters. Why'd they even bother getting James Cromwell if they weren't going to have him do anything?

The DVD's on both Amazon.com and .ca… but it's that rare item that's cheaper on the Canadian site, not even factoring in the exchange rate.

Yeah, jPod was alright, passable entertainment. I never read the book so I wasn't completely sold, but Alan Thicke did play an Alan Thicke-like father-figure in it. It certainly seemed a step up from CBC's usual original programming.

I HAVE YOUR BABY IN ME, GIRAFFE!

We are born into pain, he argues, so isn't it fitting that we should die in pain as well?
Remembering out of the black silence, you were born in pain.

Only if it also has an appearance by Scott Wilson.