I thought remarriage comedies went out with the Hays Code.

Some Math
Here's your best of the decade list broken down by year:

I feel pretty much the same way about Gomorrah. It's still a film I respect if I don't really care for it. And I don't think I need to rewatch it. Because it is boring. We don't really ever get to know any of the characters. Sure, it's in that docudrama style, but I could name other docudrama's that achieve such a…

I first saw the trailer a few months ago, and have watched to see it expand only to be disappointed. I have resigned myself that I'll have to wait for the dvd.

Plus isn't that conversation between Adrian and Dr. Manhattan where Adrian mentions his recurring dream that alludes to the pirate comic. If he's going to cut that pirate stuff back into his ultimate cut, where's the payoff going to be? Damn, I didn't even like the pirate cartoon but I think I've argued myself into…

I still think that Pia Zadora is going places!

If only Watchmen had been able to at least capture the feel and atmosphere of the comic. Instead, where the comic attempts to be set in something resembling the real world, albeit with superheroes, nothing about the movie looks real. Everything is slick looking sets and backdrop. Then Snyder goes and makes all the…

Link, but not for the reasons Merge mentioned. Yeah, it has an orangutan but it's not playing an orangutan. It's playing a chimp. That's range. Also, there's a scene where it interrupts Elisabeth Shue from having a bath and the chimp, I mean orangutan, and Shue stare at each other from across the room. And Elisabeth…

How long do we have to wait for Tim Burton's The Wizard of Oz in 3D starring Johnny Depp as The Scarecrow?

I thought Christopher Walken was the primary villain. Penguin and Catwoman were just misunderstood reflections of Batman: his outcast freak and his fetishist.

I hate when movies are rated for thematic elements.

I think the A.V. Club just gave some Hollywood producers an idea about a live-action Cathy movie.

It's always a bad sign when your movie has more narration than dialogue.

Handlen, do you eat oysters?
Do you eat snails?

"At an hour before sunset this very day you will be hung by the neck until your are dead."

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny
Oh god, I could barely make it a minute into clip. The sheer, surmounting horror of it all. The Ice Cream Bunny's hell train approaches.

So this isn't a John Updike adaptation?

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