Start with The Final Cut on blu-ray. It has a few script tweaks that I don't care for, but the CG touch-ups are done very tastefully (i.e. George Lucas would hate it), and it's the best-looking version of them all.

Start with The Final Cut on blu-ray. It has a few script tweaks that I don't care for, but the CG touch-ups are done very tastefully (i.e. George Lucas would hate it), and it's the best-looking version of them all.

Blade Runner 2: Electric (Sheep) Boogaloo

Blade Runner 2: Electric (Sheep) Boogaloo

Please do not cast Jonah Hill as a fat replicant.

Please do not cast Jonah Hill as a fat replicant.

THE HANG-OLDER

Please do not cast Jonah Hill in this.

Hooray! You're dumb.

Watch out, bud. He's got heroin blood.

In the frozen section?

I saw him and his wife last year at Vons (random). This is very sad. While it's only a bit part in THE THIN RED LINE, his scene is very powerful.

I read that the game cry of "You sank my BATTLESHIP!" does not appear in the Parker Bros. movie BATTLESHIP. I will not see this movie. Like having a CONNECT FOUR: THE MOTION PICTURE without Jonah Hill saying "Pretty sneaky, Sis."

No FAT JONAH HILL in this? Pass.

"GODDAMMITBABYYOUKNOWIAINTLYINTOYOU, I'MONLYGONNATELLYOUONETIIIIIIIMEAHHHHHHHHHYEAH!"

I like INLAND EMPIRE, though not as much as most of his other dreamscapes (LOST HIGHWAY, MULHOLLAND DR). It's overtly impenetrable, I don't like that he shot it in DV (it lacks a certain beauty that his other films have), and it's ultimately just too fucking long. Still, it's an admirable dream/nightmare opus, and I'm…

Jonah Hill as Steve Wozniak. Make it so.

Jonah Hill to star in Velvet Revolver: The Motion Picture as "Cocaine-eyed Screwball Manager".

YOUR shit?

Roger Sterling is still dropping acid. You gonna argue with him?